BINGBOF (n.) — a small inflatable mammal of dubious moral standing, known to whistle Pachelbel's Canon backwards while gently dissolving into static at exactly 3:47 AM in a parking lot you've never visited but somehow remember from a dream you haven't had yet // the residue left on a spoon after stirring an idea you weren't supposed to have // verb form: to bingbof, the act of opening a door that opens into the same door, slightly to the left, but only on Wednesdays // see also: the soft sound a vending machine makes when nobody is around to disappoint it // a federally unrecognized particle responsible for that one feeling you get in elevators // the hiccup of a god who has been holding their breath since the invention of toast // BINGBOF (n.) — a small inflatable mammal of dubious moral standing, known to whistle Pachelbel's Canon backwards while gently dissolving into static at exactly 3:47 AM in a parking lot you've never visited but somehow remember from a dream you haven't had yet // the residue left on a spoon after stirring an idea you weren't supposed to have // verb form: to bingbof, the act of opening a door that opens into the same door, slightly to the left, but only on Wednesdays // see also: the soft sound a vending machine makes when nobody is around to disappoint it // a federally unrecognized particle responsible for that one feeling you get in elevators // the hiccup of a god who has been holding their breath since the invention of toast //